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humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

I will not run climb or jump

I will not sit kneel or lie down

I will not cover any targets

I will not use offensive language

I will not make physical contact with other players

I will play hard, play smart, and play to survive

And I might stab a motherfucker

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mangaskahn@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Dude, nostalgia rush. Thank you.

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- humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Figured I’d give you another nostalgia hit:
  
  Attention, Questers! Your mission is now complete! Please return to the airlock on the lower level. The airlock door is below the beacon. Please holster your laser and place your pack on any rack, and thank you for playing LaserQuest!
  
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- humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Later on, parts were changed to be less violent.
  
  “Targets” became “sensors”, and the last line became “I will play fair, play smart, and give it my all”. Also, “holsters” became “holders”. But I refuse to use the new words.
  
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