I have been collecting fireworks for a moment of absolute barbarity. I want to rent a whole soundstage amp setup and put it on my roof at 2am, then put out the remote controlled fireworks in the yard.

at 3am, on a Sunday morning I will play stars and stripes forever as loudly as I can on repeat for as long as I can before the police are called.

randomly between 5-10 minutes one of the 3000 mortar fireworks I have will be set off. once at every hour a large wheel of 5 minute firecrackers will be set off.

I will not answer my door. I will not comply. they will need to get a warrant to make me stop.

if, by some miracle, I run out of fireworks before they can physically restrain me I will admit defeat by singing karaoke of shitty 80s pop bands for as long as my voice holds.

if they do restrain me, I will activate the killswitch and set off all the fireworks at once and will play don’t you forget about me on repeat until someone cuts the power.

it’s about sending a message. that message: “fuck all of you”