we can give you the free plan, but it comes in a few flavours:

• No ads. 150 years of hedonistic virtual bliss (5 years realtime), then we put you to unceasing torturous work for the remainder of your lease (20 years) before bucketing you out for another customer.
• Ads in realtime, you have to watch them, max volume, 60seconds, one every hour, we leave you alone otherwise, except to record your responses when watching ads.
• No ads, but the sim runs at 100x slower than realtime. You’ll experience about 10 years of normal afterlife every 100 years