Comment on Does he think he is The King?

• Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I am The King. I don’t have access to my royal money so please cashapp me $300

  Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧

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  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Your majesty! That’s exactly what King Nelson Mbgawa of Sudan said yesterday! It’s funny how you Royals can be so careless at times!

    I will of course arrange the transfer as soon as possible, and might I add, what a great honour to do so.

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    • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧

      I will give you a nighthood (we have a spare one after my silly brother went to the virgin islands)

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• JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I know I’m definitely that person I’m titled as.

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  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I have no reason to doubt you, actual Jaden Smith.

    However, I must admit that my username is actually a pseudonym.

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