who use onion slices as dippers in humus with ungodly garlic ratios
I feel personally attacked.
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CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 22 hours ago
These people are balanced out by the ones who use onion slices as dippers in humus with ungodly garlic ratios, and the people who eat ghost peppers like popcorn.
who use onion slices as dippers in humus with ungodly garlic ratios
I feel personally attacked.
One of us!
It’s worth mentioning that the flatogenic index of that kind of eating is off the chart. If anyone reading this has a diet like that please, for the love of everything good in this world, get a job that is outdoors.
Stay off airplanes.
No kidding. Every time I fly I wind up on the same flight with a bunch of people that hit up an all-you-can-eat chili buffet the night before. They proudly let the entire cabin know this the very instant we hit cruising altitude.
The only upside here is that not even first-class is safe. I really feel bad for the flight attendants.
I have mercifully not experienced that. Usually, I get stuck between two people with communicable diseases who missed the early childhood education experience of being told not to wipe their nose on their hands, cover their mouth for coughs, wash their hands etc. Fml.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
🤯
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 2 hours ago
Red onions are best.