Buy womens discount underwear, wash it a lot, make sure to tumble dry as well. When it’s good and “worn” buy cans of mackerel in tomato sauce. Smear some of the sauce in the crotch of the underwear. For a premium product you could not shower for a few days and wear it while buying the fish. Maybe forget to shake before whipping your dick back in.
What am I even doing with an everyday boring job, I should be doing this myself.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Doubt anybody wants sweaty man underwear.
wabafee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Use AI pretend to be a hot girl profit?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Textbook fraud.
SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 10 months ago
Mmm textbook fraud could be lucrative. Them shits is expensive…
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Have you tried selling it or are you just guessing? I mean, there’s some fucked up weirdos out there.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I have not tried selling it.
FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You would be surprised then. There’s a whole other world out there waiting for you to discover it, friend