Buy womens discount underwear, wash it a lot, make sure to tumble dry as well. When it’s good and “worn” buy cans of mackerel in tomato sauce. Smear some of the sauce in the crotch of the underwear. For a premium product you could not shower for a few days and wear it while buying the fish. Maybe forget to shake before whipping your dick back in.
What am I even doing with an everyday boring job, I should be doing this myself.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Doubt anybody wants sweaty man underwear.
wabafee@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Use AI pretend to be a hot girl profit?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Textbook fraud.
SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 12 hours ago
Mmm textbook fraud could be lucrative. Them shits is expensive…
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Have you tried selling it or are you just guessing? I mean, there’s some fucked up weirdos out there.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I have not tried selling it.