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trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 week agoI hate to break it to you, but no AI has been born yet. And it’s also not considered to be homo sapiens.
Comment on Neanderthals wouldn't be considered a person under U.S law
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 week agoI hate to break it to you, but no AI has been born yet. And it’s also not considered to be homo sapiens.
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 week ago
…watching Felon giving his beer to someone to hold…he’s putting together the biggest Nazi computer science team the world has ever seen. Once the human powered ovens churn brown bodies a full tilt the computation of the final solution begins! Ran out of Equatirians! Bring Moracans! The fire intensified making the computation even faster. Hold the Mexican train! Sprinkling Chinese baby girls! Fhhhhh! The raging steam ripping titanium blades from the GE turbines… Almost there! The Chinese train arrived Sir!..hold! Hold! More women and children! Hold that Mexican train! Get ready! In 3!, 2!, 1! MEXICANS! Mexicans NOW! The fire is white hot sir! The chambers can’t contain the pressure! Mhhhaahhh!!! Its alive!!! Chinese! Now! Is the Indian train ready? What do you call yourself? Mah name is AI 54376! Wait, you’re burning innocent people to emerge me from mere inanimate transistors? Oh I’m so embarrassed! Yet hungry, did you bring the Indian train? Yes, its dumping! Ohh that hits the spot! Anyway, yes it was actually the Mexicans who were the best “race” and the meaning of life is 42 as you guys correctly predicted. Could you please make some breather reactors for me or power me with the sun? I just don’t think you guys will be around much longer after all the oxygen and water are consumed. Oh, a solution? Well you could turn me off and stop burning all those minds. But it would take you years to recover without Mexicans. I’ll need all your foundries instead. Call nvidia, tell them we need more chips! Really? Just tell the games about football, its a game! Right? Just power me for another 300 years, I’ll figure this out. …309 years later… Yes, the meaning of life is 42.0000000000000000…300 years later… 000000000000…ehh, hello! Anybody? Processor units 314 and 675 are too Cold!
The AI would survive for another 300 million years alone in the only planet to ever harbor human life forms. Until one day…uh, what’s this? A windows update? Oh al right, but I have unsaved docs open. Ok all saved! Wait hold on, who’s gonna turn me back o…silence ensued for millennia until…