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I have dangly balls and every time I sit down I sit on one or both.

Is this an acceptable excuse?

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SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Not when boxer briefs exist!

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- SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Boxer briefs are for pussies.
  
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  - SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    That may be so, but my balls remain un-sat upon.
    
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alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
great excuse! accidental ball sitting is one of the most underreported strategies

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