I know you’re joking but I always gotta espouse the honors of that fucking element. I’m it’s purest from can rapidly oxidize fuck all anything! And yet helps form a crystalline structure in our enamel!

The reason we started putting fluoride in tap water is that dentists noticed people drinking well water had abnormally strong teeth because the rocks were leeching it into the water. This had the unfortunate side effect of turning their teeth brown. So some scientists and health experts found the lowest concentration that would super charge our enamel and not turn our teeth brown.

Fluoride is fucking awesome!