He’d be legit hilarious if he didn’t have any power. Just old man racist mumblings like that one great uncle who comes to thanksgiving and says shit you’d never think of, like windmills make frogs gay and alabama should instead be called patriotstan.
Somewhere out there is a parallel universe where Al Gore won the 2000 election, 9/11 never happened, and Donald Trump is best remembered for his multi-award winning, 10 season syndicated TV classic - $h*! My Dad Says, before tragically dying on the toilet with a hamburger in one hand and his cellphone in the other.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
He’d be legit hilarious if he didn’t have any power. Just old man racist mumblings like that one great uncle who comes to thanksgiving and says shit you’d never think of, like windmills make frogs gay and alabama should instead be called patriotstan.
thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Somewhere out there is a parallel universe where Al Gore won the 2000 election, 9/11 never happened, and Donald Trump is best remembered for his multi-award winning, 10 season syndicated TV classic - $h*! My Dad Says, before tragically dying on the toilet with a hamburger in one hand and his cellphone in the other.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
You know, I’ve got one of those who doesn’t have any power. His lack of hilariousness is at a maximum.