Comment on wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize
Lysergid@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
I’m having a hard time identifying which one of them is more dumb. The first dumbass which thinks somebody cares what football CEO has to say in peace prize nomination, the second dumbass which thinks football CEO’s peace prize is legit or fist the dumbass which thinks that second dumbass is dumb enough to believe that it’s legit.
I’ll should ask my pals to inaugurate me as humanity’s most seductive eyebrows holder of the history. They should establish international community of holy drunks of the John Paul the 2nd street, though.
Catma@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
The first guy may be a dumbass but not because of this. FIFA is nothing if not corrupt and this is 100% greasing palms for Trump. They give him a huge ego boost to hopefully chill it on trying to move games or doing something insane during the World Cup.
Like think of the logistic nightmare if he decides LA cant have a game and tries to move it to Kansas or Nebraska because they are good white christian areas with fewer brown people.
Lysergid@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
Okay but how is this ego boost if everyone knows it’s just greasing.
I mean, imagine you lost competition and started crying about it like a baby. Now someone comes in and gives you a medal from plastic for “doing great job” just to make you behave. Wouldn’t you look pathetic and not offensive to you?