I was just thinking: If Sasha could just eat the billionaires I’m ok with not getting presents this year.
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notabot@piefed.social 1 month ago
Could Sasha do the adults too, particularly the bad ones?
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
The leopards might already have a lot of those cases covered.
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
The leopards are facing an unprecedented obesity crisis from the sheer number of faces. We need to include other face eating animals to balance the ecosystem.
notabot@piefed.social 1 month ago
There’s a lot of work to go around. The leopards take care of those who vote against their own interests, the tigers can deal with those who shoud be getting nothing more than a lump of coal for Christmas. In the case that both of these hold true, whichever gets to the perpetrator first eats them.