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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I'm afraid the back pressure will pop my rectum.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Use a propane tank and a series of valves to contain the high pressure gas … also do it outside away from people … and have 911 on speed dial.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There's got to be a way you can fart into a low pressure vessel and compress it like they do with LNG or helium.

      Or maybe some kind of fart sucking system.

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      • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        You could always collect the gas before it exits the system … by intercepting it all at the source.

        youtube.com/shorts/IMsReCqB-Qs

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