That privilege is heavily dependent on your maintaining a strong garlic harvest. The first year that slips (or your basil/oregano perform too well) you’re getting downgraded to nonbinary. Then there’s a three year grace period before you’re sent straight to full-blown woman. So make sure to fertilize your alliums well!
Comment on fragile masculinity
waigl@lemmy.world 1 week ago
My plants are tomatoes, bell peppers, basil, oregano, garlic and coffee (no serious hopes for a good harvest in my climate).
Am I still allowed to call myself a man?
fireweed@lemmy.world 1 week ago
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
No. Now go and sit down to pee (like any sane person)