That there is a 4th generation dildo farmer. His pappy’s pappy’s pappy’s pappy started farming dildos after the civil war. Because he couldn’t have slave labour, he had to farm those dildos himself.

It’s hard work dildo farming, having to squat and anally pickup each dildo before the combine harvester. But his family prospered that to a strong work ethic and an unrelenting desire to shove dildoes up his ass.