Exactly the reason why I became “non religious” and escaped the Catholic church at our local Irish parish located at the heart of a whale’s vigina according to the internet.

All kids at church are tired of going to Church and stand there looking at their parents be fucking retarded singing all those stupid things. The real reason the parents are there is because their parents did the same thing and because when you become a parent you learn about life real good real quick. When you miss work and can’t feed your kids you feel like a total piece of shit. I by myself could easily live under a bridge, but don’t do that to my kids please!..and there you are, who? Who do you as to please not punish your kids? God. But they forgot billionaires are not religious anymore. So the tradition of begging to the rich and powerful thru some kind of indirect connection to a deity is today pointless. It would serve us better to go to a Tesla factory… Or a dealership… Or a local repair shop that does teslas and beg. You can beg for 1hr or do a quick heil overlord trillionaire. Bring your kids. Offer your holes…oh dearest musky musk you may penetrate me thru the mouth today and I would be ever gratefully honored. Close your eyes and believe in your begging power! It probably works better by yourself at a big facility near a hidden exit with no cameras nearby.

Anyway, don’t be religious, its stupid. And don’t bring your kids. Break the cycle.