Time to quote the Bible to the boomers who always hypocritically claim to love it so much:

“To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:” - Ecclesiastes 3:1

…and mayonnaise should be used extremely wisely: never in vain, never merely due to tradition - and no matter what, it should always be used with full knowledge about its true, if somewhat mysterious and indescribable-in-words purpose. Those who never consider these mysteries are not fit to decide whether it is appropriate to use mayonnaise or not.

[mic drop]