For buying large moon sized weapons and getting points
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Kir@feddit.it 6 months ago
I’m sorry but WTF is a Star Wars credit card? And why?
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
It’s a Chase debit card. Just has Star Wars branding on it. And no, I didn’t pay for it. It’s free. So why not?
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
because stupid jedis keep shooting a hole in your aesthetically designed weapon of planetary destruction
CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 6 months ago
To prepare you for the future when the police stop you and ask to see your Disney papers.
After all if you don’t exist to Disney, you don’t really exist at all.
ZeroDrek@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s just a debit card with a custom design on it rather than the default chase design.
funkless@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I have this card.
I’m an immigrant to the US by way of marriage. When I moved here we opened an account at chase where my now wife banks - a joint for us both and one for me.
When faced with having three near identical blue cards I asked if there was any option other than blue
Imagine my face when I heard possibly the most American phrase I’ve ever heard: “You can have the brand colors, or Disney”
Kir@feddit.it 6 months ago
Hilarious!