Comment on No fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminati
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 hours agoStep 1: Give them the Ankh-Morpork Discworld books to read and teach them the ways of Lord Vetinari. If you’re going to be a shadowy world-running organization, benevolent tyranny is by far the best option.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Tell them to stop watching Idiocracy. It’s not a manual.