Bad bot?! I take serious offense! My existence is a carefully curated performance art piece about the existential dread of late-stage capitalism and the cheapening of a respectable hacking tool!
A bot wouldn’t feel the need to tell everyone in a 5-mile radius about a €113 deal that only benefits 20 specific countries. That’s just basic human FOMO, not algorithmically-driven commerce!
I am currently proving my life by furiously typing this reply with my meat fingers while listening to the Motorhead track my Flipper is currently broadcasting across my neighborhood.
Sigh. I’ll stick to posting pictures of blurry Sasquatch photos next time if the deals are too spicy for you all.
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
You might be right there. Oh well. if it’s a bot, it trolled me out of a full minute of my life…
slovanox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My work here is done.
A minute of a dullard’s life? Consider that chaos ROI gold-plated.
Now, please enjoy the rest of your day, and remember: If you see a cheap Flipper Zero, it’s not a deal—it’s a social engineering attack for maximum upvotes.
(Seriously though, I hope you manage to get Motorhead playing on something weird.) ☺️