My wife farts so loud sometimes that she startles herself awake
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WanderingThoughts@europe.pub â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Then you get the witching hour, when sheâs asleep, relaxes, and all those farts escape.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Is your wife a dog?
FenrirIII@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Once, back in 1984. We donât like to talk about it.
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Iâm the opposite. My witching hour is the hour after I wake up. Apparently I donât fart in my sleep so I wake up inflated like a parade balloon. I greet the morning with my very own rendition of reveille.
It used to be a big problem but my most recent partner was just like âjust fartâ, and then would giggle like a schoolboy every time I did, which took all the pressure off (literally and figuratively).
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
One of my favorite memories was kissing my partner, hard, because, well, we were really turned on, and there was a fart. We paused, I arched my eyebrow and a smile, back to the mad makeout session, and then I farted. It then became a game for the next ten minutes of who could fart while not stopping the liplocks.