entwine@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
I’m a simple man with simple tastes. Saltine crackers with mayo are a comfort food for me.
entwine@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
I’m a simple man with simple tastes. Saltine crackers with mayo are a comfort food for me.
fishy@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Sorry to tell you this, but your mouth is fucking broken.
(I really don’t care what you eat, but that sounds awful lol)
Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
What mayonnaise do you people eat that what he described sounds awful…? My mayonnaise is so good I could eat it by the spoonful!
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Just because it tastes good doesn’t mean you want to eat it on crackers. I like ketchup with french fries, but I’m not going to spread ketchup on a cracker.
Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Hmmm… Maybe it’s a regional thing, where “cracker” means something else than it means here, where I’m at.
To me, a “cracker” is salty and crunchy and would be great with some mayo.
JillyB@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
I’ma throw up
Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Stop buying shit mayonnaise.