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What if you have had countless complaints and a few restraining orders, are you supposed to lie or not?
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cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I would say I’ve never had any complaints. Then, depending on context I might add — but let’s be honest, probably not — “only one way to find out.”
What if you have had countless complaints and a few restraining orders, are you supposed to lie or not?
Oh man I find all women complaint and its always the same. Oh god I can’t take it. Your going to split me in two. yada yada. Don’t any of them have anything original to say?
Or, in haiku format: lemmy.world/post/37293763
scarabic@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I’ve never had any complaints either. But I have heard some micropenis sob stories and some baby-arm horror stories. Everyone here seems to take the question as “you’re not small are you?” it might also be “you’re not packing a cervix-busting pain stick are you?”
While I find it completely inappropriate to ask a guy “so do you have a micropenis or a baby arm?” I can also understand how unsatisfying it would be to fall for someone and THEN find out that your sex life was going to be nothing but pain, or just nothing period.
Different women have different tolerances. A micropenis is probably best for some ladies. Others need the bush monster. So sometimes the question has more to do with them than anything else.