Comment on my smart hot air fryer, every single time

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hold that though, my smart underpants are telling me I have a notification.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “You have an abnormality in you testicles.”

    Me-“but I don’t have those…”

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  • farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    my smart underpants can deliver an electric shock to make me bust then count my sperm

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