Oh I thought he was disgusting in Guardians of the Galaxy. Everything being the same gold color was extremely off putting and my autism did not fuckin appreciate that. But I also more or less require a dude to be hairy for me to be interested and he just wasn’t. Even if its just a lil bit of scruffy facial hair. If no facial hair then gotta be hairy elsewhere. Then there’s the fact that my personal tastes preclude longer hair styles so I wasn’t really interested for that reason. He might as well have been a Ken doll in that movie as far as my gay ass was concerned. But this meme? Legit? omnomnomnomnomsnac
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Apeman42@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Did y’all not see him all gold and fine in Guardians of the Galaxy?
Anyway, even in We’re the Millers he was kinda dorky cute.
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
Apeman42@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Ha, see I have the complete opposite taste. A bit of pit hair and bush is all fine, maybe a bit of a goatee, but otherwise I like mostly smooth dudes. And yet I like hairy women… I haven’t unpacked that yet.
Also any fantasy skin/hair colors puts my needle straight into overdrive, so Adam Warlock is bonus points for me.
I think we can all firmly (lol) agree that he’s a snack in this pic tho.
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
And yet I like hairy women… I haven’t unpacked that yet.
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Maybe you’re just looking for one of your own kind? Sidenote, the phrasing of I like hairy women I haven’t unpacked that yet had me laughing for a solid minute straight.
Fantasy skin/hair colors I’m also with you on but it’s usually green for me. My DM is aware of this and recently dropped in a sexy as fuck, hairy half-orc with short hair who had a strength and con score to rival my barbarians (that were at fuckin 21 and 20 as it is) and I don’t know if I want to propose to Gar or my DM.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
In Guardians Of The Galaxy Adam Warlock is like a flying Austin Powers meme
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