Sorry to break it to you, but you’re gay.
We were working together in a different state; he kept talking about this girl we worked with; we got drunk at her place- some of us (me) drunker than others; he gave me a ride back to the house we were renting and then went back to the party; I was convinced he was gonna sleep with the girl, and was infuriated he’d do that to his lovely wife and their daughter; I got my pistol and was gonna shoot him when he got home; I was too drunk to chamber a round; our other roommate was there and wrestled the gun away from me.
It’s an insane bit of logic. “In order to keep you from ruining your marriage, I’m going to kill you.”
His wife ended up sleeping with her boss a few years later, too, so. 🤷♂️
TwoForJuanBagelSale@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Trust me, been there and it wasn’t for me.
jnod4@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
If you don’t cheat on them they cheat on you
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“I can’t let you ruin your life, so I will ruin both of us for you, buddy!”
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Exactly, lol. That’s noble, right?
Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Whoever said chivalry is dead never heard this story.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I just woke up so I can’t formulate it, but there’s some joke about chivalry having an extramarital affair in my presence.