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Sparkles@fedia.io 1 month ago
Just pop over to cvs and get a back massager.
Someone desperate enough to masturbate with a ps5 controller does not have the means to buy anything.
Except apparently a ps5
Unless, say, they did not buy that ps5. Like a child might not buy their own electronics but rather be gifted them. Like a child who might be very hormonal and desperate to masturbate with anything that can vibrate.
I was thinking it might be an embarrassment issue. But that’s a good point. Although PS5 are pretty expensive iirc.
Consider: they did not buy the ps5 themselves because they are an extremely hormonal child.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Someone desperate enough to masturbate with a ps5 controller does not have the means to buy anything.
krashmo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Except apparently a ps5
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Unless, say, they did not buy that ps5. Like a child might not buy their own electronics but rather be gifted them. Like a child who might be very hormonal and desperate to masturbate with anything that can vibrate.
Sparkles@fedia.io 1 month ago
I was thinking it might be an embarrassment issue. But that’s a good point. Although PS5 are pretty expensive iirc.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Consider: they did not buy the ps5 themselves because they are an extremely hormonal child.