This is what this sounds like to me

“It’s so infuriating when someone I’m on a date with tries to make me food! It tastes disgusting and I don’t care if they thought about me and tried to make something special for it. It looks bad and it tastes bad. I don’t care if the intention of it was to be kind to me and try something nice for me. No thanks, I don’t think I’ll be coming over again”