"Grunthos was reported to have been “disappointed” by the poem’s reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled “My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles” when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. " --Douglas Adams HHGTTG
Comment on THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t think he was shot, I think his neck just did that
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
It did not in fact do that ay all. Special effects. Crisis actor.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The bullshit could no longer be contained.
apftwb@lemmy.world 1 day ago
A truck backfired happened to back fire at the same time.