Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 day ago
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
lemjukes@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
what am I supposed to do with these?
Lemonade
Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 1 day ago
You didn’t by chance recently take the ball from a young man at a Phillies game, did you?