Rockstar: solve all our problems
Comment on Always with the red flags
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Rockstar always gets me.
“Okay, so is it cool if I roll out of bed around noon, pound a 40, and come to work for a few hours while expecting a high salary and constant praise?”
“No, of course not.”
“Then, in your own words, why don’t you tell me what you think a rockstar is. Is the rockstar in the room with us right now?”
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 4 days ago
Aeri@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Everybody wants a rockstar employee until I show up coked out of my mind for work smh.
darkmarx@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Hey, as long as you’re a good coder, I don’t care how high you are. Though I’ll need to find a way to explain the new “Misc” category in my budget.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 days ago
You’ve done your company a great service, and we thank you and we trust you found the compensation satisfactory.
Oh, the money’s fine.
The situation’s totally unacceptable.
Well, gentlemen, I guess that just about wraps it up.
Where is the miscellaneous account?
I thought we’d settled that.
The miscellaneous account is somewhere very safe.
From whom?
The account is a source of important funding and it has to be internally audited.
And it will be, I assure you, Mr. Brody,
Dr. Jones.
We have top men working on it right now.
Who?
TOP…MEN