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Can run as fast as albert einstein, but don’t actually take the pill. Use it only when you or a loved one is immobilized by old age or injury. Nothing to lose, even if its a bogus ‘0mph, he’s dead’ pill.

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Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
I was thinking it would be an excellent choice for my wheelchair bound coworker

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- ulterno@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  If I were to lose my ability to walk, would I choose:
  
  ability to maybe walk, maybe like an old man, maybe not
  
  ability to teleport along with my stuff, 7" per thought
  
  On the other hand, maybe I can only teleport once, for when I take the pill. That might end up being pretty useless for this case.
  
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  - Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    one time use would certainly devalue the ones that don’t seem inherently permanent. also too bad michael jackson died before the grow a second nose pill was thought up…
    
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