Bicycle rage!

Its on the increase, skinny, still living at home with mum, tour de france bois, attacking car drivers.

He came out of nowhere guv. He was on his mobile guv, and didnt see me.

I enjoy watching a good old straightener on the roadside. Bicycle pumps at dawn.

Skinny bicycle cunt punches obese car driver

Men dont scrap enough these days. Its important for us to fight each other. Its part of the development of the male hierachy. stops the muppets thinking they are at the top of the ladder. Sorts the men from the boys.

Where I live, The tour de france bois are out in force every weekend. It is a nightmare.

Thinking they own the road, pay no road tax, 4 abreast across the road, spaced out so much you cant overtake.

The cunts never get out of the way.

Its not cycling, its a poxy fashion parade.

They’ve all got the latest gear.

Pointy seats jammed up their arses. silly helmets and rainbow coloured sunglasses. cock protectors. All, nodding their little heads in unison. Who are they trying to impress!

Delusions of grandeur. Pretending to be riding in a professional tour de france team. Tossers!

If I get a positive cancer diagnosis next week, I’m going to take one out before I die, just touch his rear wheel with my front bumper while he’s riding at 30 MPH. Watch that dick head fly over the handle bars. Beautiful.

oi oi savaloy, I didnt touch you muppet. On your bike son!