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oneser@lemmy.zip 3 weeks agoHard disagree. There is a day (obviously your 37th birthday) where things are never the same as they were before.
After this day the accelerator of aging is firmly pressed into the (pelvic) floor, and kept there by your locked up knee.
It is futile to deny.
oneser@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I must add that the only known, but temporary (35 minutes), cure to this is a motor vehicle with > 300 bhp.
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
False. There’s also:
Buying a Corvette that you drive at 55MPH on the freeway
Buying designer jeans, frosting your hair, and growing a soul patch
Getting a trophy wife/husband
gdog05@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I am old enough to remember when people got paid enough to do those things in their middle aged years…
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Maybe the updated version is:
Buy a Chevette that you drive at 55MPH on the freeway.
Buy Walmart jeans, dip your hair in Great Value bleach, and grow a soul patch.
Get a participation trophy wife/husband