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cloudless@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• oneser@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hard disagree. There is a day (obviously your 37th birthday) where things are never the same as they were before.

  After this day the accelerator of aging is firmly pressed into the (pelvic) floor, and kept there by your locked up knee.

  It is futile to deny.

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  • oneser@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I must add that the only known, but temporary (35 minutes), cure to this is a motor vehicle with > 300 bhp.

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    • CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      False. There’s also:

      Buying a Corvette that you drive at 55MPH on the freeway

      Buying designer jeans, frosting your hair, and growing a soul patch

      Getting a trophy wife/husband

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      • gdog05@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I am old enough to remember when people got paid enough to do those things in their middle aged years…

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