Crime is so fascinating.

Like especially things like terrorism and mass murders

Reading about their fucked up life give me hope, gives perspective on how much better my life is that I did not end up becoming a mass murderer of innocent people.

So if anyone is depressed out there and feeling worthless, remember, you haven’t murdered anyone yet (I assume, right? Anyone murderers on here?) so you’re a very good person by that standards.

(Btw: for those murderers who get released, how the fuck do they find a job, if people with clean records are also having so much trouble finding a job?)