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• DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  An elevator can never break down. It can only become stairs. The sign says “Elevator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

  Also

  I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.

  -Mitch Hedberg

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  • joemo@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Escalator*

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A broken elevator is also like stairs when you’re on drugs

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      • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nah maaaaan it’s just an extra room.

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  • Thermal_shocked@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Escalator. An elevator becomes a room when broken.

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  • ElleChaise@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Here's two more, just for laughs:

    I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made a cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

    Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus; or just a really cool Opotamus?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s a lot of drugs

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