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Like Mitch Hedberg used to say “I love the mail guy, he’s a drug dealer and he doesn’t even know it!”
An elevator can never break down. It can only become stairs. The sign says “Elevator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
Also
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.
-Mitch Hedberg
Escalator*
A broken elevator is also like stairs when you’re on drugs
Nah maaaaan it’s just an extra room.
Escalator. An elevator becomes a room when broken.
Here's two more, just for laughs:
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made a cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus; or just a really cool Opotamus?
That’s a lot of drugs
DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Also
-Mitch Hedberg
joemo@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
Escalator*
protist@mander.xyz 8 months ago
A broken elevator is also like stairs when you’re on drugs
Decoy321@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Nah maaaaan it’s just an extra room.
Thermal_shocked@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Escalator. An elevator becomes a room when broken.
ElleChaise@kbin.social 8 months ago
Here's two more, just for laughs:
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s a lot of drugs