Comment on VW introduces monthly subscription to increase car power
You wish!
Seriously. Why didn’t I take the blue pill?
You guys were offered a blue pill???
You didn’t get the emails?
No. Just some weird guy in a trench coat behind a Giant Tiger offered me some white-ish looking pills. I woke up the next day with half my head shaved and my wallet was missing.
I forgot to check my spam folder
Yeah, but it was a weekly subscription fee, so I declined
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Seriously. Why didn’t I take the blue pill?
CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You guys were offered a blue pill???
Aqarius@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You didn’t get the emails?
CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No. Just some weird guy in a trench coat behind a Giant Tiger offered me some white-ish looking pills. I woke up the next day with half my head shaved and my wallet was missing.
melroy@kbin.melroy.org 2 months ago
I forgot to check my spam folder
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yeah, but it was a weekly subscription fee, so I declined