If stuff starts falling, I am saving the wine.
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rbn@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
30 seconds in I’d need to sneeze unexpectedly, knock everything over and then sit in a mixture of soapy water, veggies, a broken tablet, spilled wine and blood that squishes out of the cuts caused by the broken glass.
sneaky@r.nf 3 days ago
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Don’t worry, with those flower stuffs already in the bath, a few slices of cucumber won’t make much of a difference. Bringing a tablet into a bathtub was already a bad idea to begin with, so a submarining android was the expected outcome anyway.