Indigenous People: “Hello? Why hey, strangers, who are-”

Capt. Cook or some shit: “Hey there, you fellas good at working? Like, lots of manual labor?”

Indigenous People: “uhh… Wut?”

Capt Cook: “F it. Take the women, take their food, burn the rest.”

Indigenous People: “Bro, hold up, we got this bug that looks like a sti-”

Capt Cook: “BURN IT ALL. NOW!”

Indigenous People: He’ll never know about that really big F’in stick bug!