Did you ever pet a dog the wrong direction and make their hair all scrunchified? Also no heaven.
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burgersc12@mander.xyz 1 week ago
Overcook chicken? Believe it or not, also no heaven
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 week ago
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
No, but I have done that to a cat, so I can’t go to hell either.
billyhopscotch@midwest.social 1 week ago
Undercook, no heaven. Overcook, undercook.
moseschrute@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Straight to hell