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58008@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Joe Pesci, circa 1995
Joe Bond: You hear a little girl, Moneypenny? Where’s the big tough guy who told my friend to shove his pen up his ass? *more stabbing*
Q: Sir, please… *choke* I was just explaining… *cough* the pen’s unique bidet feature…
Joe Bond: Bidet feature? You made me pop your eye outta your head over a fuckin’ BIDET FEATURE? You dumb motherfucker!
Q: Sir, I apologise, but if you just… *splutter* use the pen’s other feature, the wound-cauterising laser, I might yet… *gasp* live…