If “he’s got a car and he’s dead mature, like” is your main selling point, you need a better selling point. And to not be a fucking nonce.

In the 90s we didn’t even know what a paedophile was. I don’t recall even seeing that word before Sarah Payne was murdered.

It took a while for UK residents to get used to this new exciting word.

Hopefully today’s kids are a bit more aware…