Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely]

tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You receive a letter in the mail informing you that you have been exposed to high amounts of Monsanto’s Roundup Weedkiller, which is highly correlated to non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma (NHL). Monsanto/Bayer have been ordered to award you a settlement of $10,000,000.0 (or the equivalent in your local currency):

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  • tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh no

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah. Good news is that’s more than enough money for the rest of your life. Bad news is: that might not be for very long.

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    • Plagiatus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Username checks out

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