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• notabot@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Believe it or not...straight to jail.

  I've just spotted your username, I feel sure one of your relations had some sort of run in with the sysops already, and now you're trying to convince people that there can't be server reboots? Suspicious. Very suspicious.

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  • TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I swear to Oracle that if you make my mouth disappear I will put you on a bus with a speed sensitive explosive

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    • notabot@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hmm.
      /me Makes you disappear entirely except for your mouth.

      Promptly get stuck in a boobytrapped express elevator.

      Ok, fair enough.

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    • xylol@leminal.space ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just the belly button robots then

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