Comment on I LIKE CORN!
Odo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Well that’s a mystery solved. There are road sections here that get foggier than the rest of the area. I’ve wondered about that for years and never would’ve guessed it’s the corn.
Comment on I LIKE CORN!
Odo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Well that’s a mystery solved. There are road sections here that get foggier than the rest of the area. I’ve wondered about that for years and never would’ve guessed it’s the corn.
manicdave@feddit.uk 3 months ago
OP is just atheist propaganda. It’s actually because of ghosts. Don’t get complacent near the corn fields.
metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 3 months ago
Turns out ghosts also like corn.
Tryenjer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Ghosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.
Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.
bizzle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
They’re vaping in there
Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Oh.
Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Atheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They’re just not allowed to worship the ghosts.