I got given a calendar with spelling mistakes in it once (Temu). Some other gifts:

• top with random anime on it that neither I nor the giver knew (her mother bought it)
• an avocado (I actually used this one)
• live laugh love Kim Jong Un banner (best gift ever)
• two chickens, which lead to my chicken eating hiatus. Dad gave them away after a year because mum said they shit too much.
• toilet paper with puzzles on it
• things to do while you poo book by “Hugh Jass”