You cant roll your friends up into little green balls and fling em across the room.
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pwnicholson@lemmy.world 8 months agoYou can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
Or my favorite variation: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t wipe your friends on the underside of the car seat.
lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
darmabum@lemm.ee 8 months ago
(or)… but you can’t wipe your friends off on your saddle.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 months ago
you clearly need better friends.