Comment on How do you all keep the area around the toilet paper dust-free?

Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• adaveinthelife@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You still need to wipe after using a bidet. Whether you’re wiping water off your butt or poop, I highly doubt in either case anyone is using that towel on their face afterwards, so it’s moot. You’re either keeping poo towels or you’re wiping with paper that gets flushed with the poo. If you think the former is more developed then so be it, but my diet doesn’t necessitate power washing my asshole after pooping and keeping poo towels is a non-starter for me.

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  • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m just spreading the cheeks word

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    • adaveinthelife@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And I’m just being cheeky

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• hinterlufer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t understand these things. All I’ve ever tried to use are waaayy too strong and cause water to splash everywhere. I do have an under-the-toilet-seat one and I like that very much, butI never got the hand of the handheld ones

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  • null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The bum gun does take some practice.

    You pretty much shuffle forward a little, position the BG behind the disaffected area, at an obtuse angle to your sphincter, ease on, I mean really ease on the gas until you can confirm that all splash is going down into the bowl, finally you can really pucker up and hit it.

    The thing is… you still need some TP to dry off after.

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    • hinterlufer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The thing about the ones I’ve tried is that they all did either go full blast or not at all

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    • HowlsSophie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I needed the laugh this brought on 😂. Spot on tutorial on how to bidet correctly 👍

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  • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ah I’ve yet to try the integrated ones ! Regarding the flow, I guess it should be controlled somewhere upstream

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