How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?
Comment on They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 hours ago
People just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.
Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.
Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
scottrepreneur@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
GreenCrunch@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
Sorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Companies paying their workers minimum wage
Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore”
#JustCapitalismThings